Posted 4 days ago

Jaime likes pie now.

it should be Dean there xP

(Source: brienneoftarth)

Posted 4 days ago

ΘΕΛΩ ΝΑ ΤΟΥ ΣΠΑΣΩ ΤΑ ΜΟΥΤΡΑ. 

Posted 4 days ago

kiyuukins:

so would the dothraki consider this a successful wedding or a mildly okay one

Posted 6 days ago

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy)

Posted 6 days ago

colossalbeltloop:

This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.

Posted 6 days ago

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

Posted 6 days ago

cdotwdotw:

kirkwa:

Your 20s Brilliantly Explained in Charts

All Accurate.

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awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

Posted 6 days ago

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

Posted 1 week ago
  1. Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  2. Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  3. Me: Couldn't find it at first
  4. Me: But now I'm here
Posted 3 weeks ago

too-cool-for-facebook:

princessmyu:

lalalaisaaclahey:

i can’t quote poetry 

but i can quote moriarty 

image

is that a quote or an example?

yes

Posted 3 weeks ago

easyriderr:

ghdos:

I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant